cosmo's and chanel - is there anything else?

take a bow

2006-08-14T17:20:00.000+08:00

i have fallen in love.

and i'm cheatiing.

on blogger - with myspace!

it is soooooo much more addictive and fun. so i am now officially bidding pingusuperstar.blogspot.com farwell. its been a lot of fun darl - but i'm afraid you're far too primitive compared to the hours of timewasting features that myspace has to offer.

so if anyone wants to enjoy my new little site - complete with many more photos etc - go to:

http://www.myspace.com/pinguprue

its been fun. *hugs* *sheds a tear*

meet and greet

2006-07-29T09:48:00.000+08:00

Krang and I met Bic Runga last night. we hovered around the side entrance to the fly by night club in freo until she came out - which was about 30 mins after the show ended. we were officiially ice blocks by the end.

she was lovely. the TINIEST person i've ever met and really pretty too. she's cut her hair off so its in a bob with bangs - adorable. I feel spesh now! :-)

(note: i'm not dead, just have been too busy to post for ages, and still at two minds whether to continue mr blogger or not...)

is this the end?

2006-06-30T16:39:00.000+08:00

i'm considering maybe closing the door on pingusuperstar.blogspot.com

i haven't fully made up my mind yet, but i am doubting that people still read this thing - and to be honest, i'm not really saying anything of interest on it anyway!

to be honest, the things that i would like to write about in my life, are hardly fit for some of the audience members that are left. maybe i should start a new journal and not tell anyone about it, or give any of my real details so i can say/write what i really feel.

we'll see. i think maybe this little site has seen its last few days tho..

what do you reckon?

soccer-poos!

2006-06-27T10:31:00.000+08:00

ROBBED people! fucking robbed!!!!!!!!

i hate sport. however there is something about the world cup that has me sucked right in. you should have seen all the faces on the people at the cap S last night when those fucking italians won.. by the most ridiculous penalty shot i've seen in a while. i don't do sport. normally i hate it all... but the world cup has seriously grabbed me! i love it

well - i LOVED it. but now - i couldn't give a shit.

poor aussies! we still love yoU!!!!!!!

urgh

2006-06-18T18:05:00.000+08:00

i have officially broken my liver into about 900 pieces. i may die.

at least i'll die with a smile on my face :)

i heart vacation

2006-06-13T18:01:00.000+08:00

nothing says holidays like getting home at 2:30am on a tuesday morning - shitfaced and dancing around your house to "crazy" by gnarls barkley while phil is pouring MORE vodka and lemonades and making cheese and crackers...

i love holidays!!!!

said i'm free

2006-06-12T17:32:00.000+08:00

to do what i waaaaaaaaant..

any old time..........

etc etc. up your law school!!!!!!!! i'm finished with you! well - till august anyway.

and now - off to the pub :)

and i go at sleepy time

2006-06-09T13:51:00.000+08:00

hottie from luxe called me last night at 1:08am (to be exact). i was still up in front of this cunt of a computer - yes i'm so tired and angry that my mood warrants the potty mouth. the mobile started to ring, and because the house was dead silent i panicked and rejected the call! please don't ask me why...

what i should have done was answer it - race to the bedroom door and closed it! but middle of the night - drowning in Advanced Evidence, did first thing that came into my head.

i wonder what he wanted? well actually - no i don't. i think i can pretty much guess what he wanted at 1:08am on a friday morning. which is why i'm kinda glad i didn't actually answer in the end. coz i know i would've gone over there, instead of going to bed and getting a whopping 5.5 hours sleep before getting back up to resume the hard slog that is exam week.

i had pretty much accepted that whatever this little 'fling' was - was over, because i hadn't heard a peep from him for nearly 2 weeks. but now i'm intrigued to see what he has to say... do i call him later? hmmm. maybe after exam on monday ...

date

2006-06-06T15:11:00.000+08:00

i don't have anything to say - i just want to have posted a comment on the only date until 3006 when it will be the:

6/6/6

ooooooooooooooooooooo the evil beasts are comin' to get me!!!!! mwwwwahahahhahahhaha

prep time

2006-06-04T10:27:00.000+08:00

8 days to learn 13 weeks of corporations law.

can it be done? well only time will tell. thank fuck that i have the golden lodder's corps notes to help me thru - or i think i would be in a lot of strife!

12th of june = BOOZE IT UP BABY! i plan to be totally sloshed!

the party that almost was

2006-06-01T20:43:00.000+08:00

this long weekend is the infamous coco's vip cocktail party. and for the first time - in i think 4 years now, i'm not going. its always soooooooooo much fun and i can't believe i'm actually being sensible and saying no. Ian puts on all the booze you can drink, and not just beer/wine/champers but also all kinds of spirits and boob juice (you know those boozy premixed cocktails). no cocktails tho - although all the staff end up getting a few cocktails made up for me by the end of the night.

why aren't i going? few reasons. mainly because this is my final year at law school, and my exam (yes only 1 this semester) is the 12th of june. i know its quite a while away - but after last year's little fiasco of me getting shitfaced, stacking it and ending up in the emergency room the next day - i decided that its just not worth it!

so i've decided to leave my party dress at the cleaners this year and not go thru the pitiful debacle of finding a date. although that's never really been a problem, considering most of my friends are alcoholics like me and they are more than willing to help me drink someone else's booze.

i have to make sure i'm really busy on sunday night doing lots and lots of fun uni crap so that i don't get all upset that i'm not slutty dancing with old men while their 'dates' get jealous and try and shove me off the dancefloor!

next year - i'm going nuts!!!!!!!

alternate universe

2006-05-31T19:13:00.000+08:00

so i went to see mummy in the hospital today. she was all drugged out from the operation and was asking/saying the same thing repeatedly, which is always amusing. i stayed for about 3 hours, even though she slept for most of it, and now i'm home to wander aimlessly round the house.

its always so strange having someone else in my family in hospital and not me. its even stranger going into the mount hospital in my normal clothes, and being allowed to leave - without stitches and a large drug prescription. the weirdest thing was the smells in the room. like not unpleasant smells - but ones that totally brought me back to spending days/weeks/months in one of their rooms waiting for my bones to heal.

even though i enjoyed going to see mum - its always a strange experience. one i'm sure i'll be dealing with on the therapists couch in a few years from now.

wake up sms

2006-05-27T11:12:00.000+08:00

5:40am - "are you asleep? i'm drunk and still awake". yes hot guy that i met a few weeks back at Luxe bar - its 5:40 in the morning. i am asleep! however i'm kinda awake enough to send you seductive sms's back.

this little titillating game of back and forth smsing (each getting raunchier as they progressed) went on for about 7 - 8 sms's and at some point i was like "um, am i in a porno flick here and no one is telling me?" i've heard of phone sex, but can you have sms sex? kind of costly i would imagine at 25c a pop!

the whole scenario was quite amusing. however now i'm like - damn this phone tag shit, i wanna meet up with him again. i was pretty spastic when we met, so all i can really remember was that he was extremely tall, and a fantastic kisser! but then - doesn't that cover all the most important things anyway?

i might tell him to meet me for a drink tonight in subi, before 5am this time. or i might do my usual trick and just stay home with my dvd player and my glass of merlot and await another 5:40am wake up call...

decisions decisions

psych 101

2006-05-22T10:38:00.000+08:00

i party too hard
i drink too much
i take much longer to recover from my big nights out
i break promises that i make with myself - such as "i'm going to have a quiet weekend and catch up on my work"
i become a total slut when i'm drunk

and i love every minute of it.

results

2006-05-18T09:06:00.000+08:00

well i was hoping this post would have a different theme to it, but unfortunately - i have to acknowledge that we didn't win the comp last night.

we had much more challenging opponents than in the past 3 rounds we've done, and even though our style was better - they were more focused on a few important things than we were.

still - $100 and putting Allens Arthur Robinsons Negotiation Finalists on my CV looks pretty bloody nice too! so now its back to the real world of exams and assignments.

but it was fun to play grown-ups for a minute!

now - where's my breakfast....

finally finals

2006-05-11T16:53:00.000+08:00

i think i've mentioned somewhere along the way that bec and i entered a negotiation competition at uwa back in march. if not..

bec and i entered a negotiation competition at uwa back in march! heheheh

anyway - the semifinals were monday just gone, and it appears that out of the 8 teams, bec and i have gone thru to the finals! yeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa! the finals are held at Allens Arthur Robinson in the qv1 building this coming wednesday night i'm waaaaaaay excited. i'd actually really like to work for Allens, so this is a great way to schmoooooze and get to know the staff there in hopes of impressing them so much - they just HAVE to give me a job!

the are two downsides to the finals tho.
a) its open to the public, so there's going to be a fucking audience there (excuse me while i vomit all over my competitors); and
b) we're competing against 2 of our friends, which makes it so much harder to be ruthless!!

but i have the utmost faith that we will do well, and if we win we get:
a) $150
b) our names up on the big prize board in the moot court for all first years to see
c) a free trip to melbourne in july to compete in the national competition

not bad i must say. so everyone has to send me "good luck" vibes on wednesday and if we win i'll be sure to let you know. if we don't - let us never speak of the competition again :)

kill me

2006-05-10T21:11:00.000+08:00

but for the 2 hours of either going to a tute, or getting food or peeing - i've just hit my 12th hour of sitting in the law library.

on the 4th floor

trying not to slash my wrists.

and i still know nothing! WWWWWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

some time to kill

2006-05-08T16:22:00.000+08:00

well i'm in between classes, so i thought i'd upload a few attractive photos from friday.

what a blast!!!!!!!! AND i didn't spew! ehehheheh. plus i realised i drank for 12 hours - no vomitting, not death and no indecent exposure... oh wait - okay that may be a lie! but i'm not including that photo *wink*

i'm a survivor

2006-05-08T08:53:00.000+08:00

yes - i'm still alive. i haven't got time to go into the sordid details of friday day/night - but i promise as soon as i've finished this fucking procedure assignment i shall post pics and wow you with stories of just how much fun the Bark really was. i haven't had that much fun in a really long time - and wish i'd done every year..

but alas i did not. still - great memories! stay tuned for more details :)

so long cruel world

2006-05-05T11:48:00.000+08:00

the barf begins in approximately 2 hours.

i'm sooo regretting saying i'll do this - but i don't think i'm regretting it as much as i will in a few hours time!

if i die - remember - i love you all! :)

rich in nerdy goodness

2006-05-01T22:08:00.000+08:00

is it as sad as i think it is to have a quite flirtatious moment with a boy over an old computer game that i used to play when i was like 15?

bark-arama

2006-04-29T10:52:00.000+08:00

so UWA law school has a long standing tradition called "The Bark". this tradition involves law students getting into teams of 4, starting at the Court hotel, and literally doing a RACE through about 6 or 7 pubs in perth CBD and northbridge guzzling a glass of either beer or champagne as quickly as possible then moving on to the next pub.

it is reknowned for people being absolutely horrendously drunk and misbehaved, including rather tasteful, reserved 30 something women ending up in the pond at the Court and/or half naked.

why am i mentioning this? because for some stupid reason - i got coerced into joining one of the teams! thats right - the girl who could no more chug a glass of champers than fly in the air is going to be 'running' (and i use the term loosely) from pub to pub in perth slamming down as many glass of champers as she can.

god only knows what will happen from this!

our team is going to be the dud team tho - so i'm going in my chair (obviously), i'm lending my friend beth my other wheelchair and the two other competitors are going on crutches. we're thinking of making our costumes PJ's or hospital night gowns - as if we've just escaped from hospital or something. i'm cringing at the thought of how disgusting we're all going to be - and that i have a good friend's birthday BRUNCH the next day! i predict all i'll be doing at that brunch is staring at the food and crying!

the one thing we need for our team is a name. but it has to have the word 'bark' in it somewhere. Bec and i thought of 'bark, interrupted' but we decided that its too high brow for most people.

so if anyone out there can think of a good name for our team - something to do with having escaped from hospital - or being escaped mental patients or something PLEASE help us out!

oh and if anyone wants to come watch a bunch of fucking moron women dressed in pj's or hospital attire drunk off their asses - the bark starts about 4pm from the court hotel this friday (5th may)

may god have mercy on us all!!!!!!!!!!

flutter by

2006-04-24T16:43:00.000+08:00

a few weeks back for some reason our back garden was plagued with butterflies - it was actually something quite beautiful, and i managed to take some photos of them.

one in particular directly out my back door - and i thought i'd share the photo, coz i think it looks sooooo cool!

i have a thing for butterflies - i think they're awesome. not in the fremantle markets, dolphin loving hippy kind of way. but in the awwwwwwwwww you're a bug but i'm no grossed out by you! in fact i find that really strange, coz i don't like moths - i think they're really gross. but i'd let a butterfly land on me and not have a kitten. my brain is very strange - coz essentially there aint a lot of difference in the two insects now is there?

can anyone tell i'm avoiding doing any work? heheheh

you shot my pinky toe

2006-04-23T17:47:00.000+08:00

i think i have either:
a. broken; or
b. seriously damaged
my little toe on my left foot

its a bit of a long story how this occurred, but all i can be bothered explaining, is it was last night and it got bent backwards in a fucking weird way and for quite sometime before i realised that it was FUCKING HURTING!!!!!!

now its puffy and hurting :( boohoo

and i'm home alone, with no one that loves me - with a bung foot, lots of uni work to do, and no food!

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

the list v2.0

2006-04-18T16:19:00.000+08:00

things i love:
• a 6 point unit that is done in 4 days, and has absolutely NO law involved in it
• my early 90's revival playlist on my pod
• my new job - lets see how long that one stays on this list

things that confuse me:
• men
• my family
• why i can't stop eating things i know i shouldn't

things that drive me insane:
• my inability to stop procrastinating
• that there is tonnes of good stuff on tv lately and i should be studying my ass off
• people not expressing themselves and then getting stomach ulcers and dropping dead at age 30

more to follow soon

little TELSTRA shop of horrors

2006-04-12T14:37:00.000+08:00

get this one. i go out to whitfords city shopping centre with mum today, coz her mob is broken, and cam is the king of telstra. can i just add here that whitfords city is a fucking long way away... like another city away!!!

anyway, we go in there - faff about with the phones, mum chooses one blah blah blah. anyway - we're running out of time coz mum has to be somewhere so we say to cam "while you're doing the paper work we're going to go to the atm, get some money, buy some take away sushi and we'll be right back.." no worries says cam.

i go to the atm machine, put all the usual stuff in - and the screen comes up and says "there was an error, please read your receipt as your card has been RETAINED". my face mimicked my thoughts "WHAT THE FUCK?". so then i have to find the number on the atm machine - and spend about $100 of mobile phone call time to speak to someone about my card. turns out that it has been destroyed and i have to go to my bank for another one (i'm with ANZ not westpac)

as this lovely phone conversation is occuring, mum and i have walked back to the sushi place, chosen our packs and mum is paying. whilst i'm still on the phone i scratch my lower lip area coz its itch - my nail gets caught on my labrett and the lip ring comes flying out! never to be seen again - regardless of the 20 minutes mum and i spent hunched over the ground trying to find it.

SO i go back to the telstra shop to report to cam, that in the small amount of time that i was gone my atm card was DESTROYED and my lip ring (with a REAL diamond in it) has fanished into thin air!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can i please start this day again??????? i promise i'll do a better job at it this time!

consequences of breaching a duty

2006-04-11T10:34:00.000+08:00

had my stitches out of my mouth yesterday. didn't feel a THING which was great - but it was still pretty gross! the dentist said that my gums are looking really clean and healing really well - which of course surprised the hell out of me, but eh - as long as they're not all gross and infected then i'm hap hap happy!

this is going to be a week of hell. too many extra committments on top of all my shitty uni work, coz i just don't know how to say no!

finish uni at 11:45. meeting a friend at 12 to pick up stuff for a competition i'm helping organise. work in the city from 1 - 5. then home, dinner and coffee at 8:30. then home and working on 3 assignments, due wednesday and thursday this week! where does the time go? seriously????? i just need to start delegating my duties i think!

not much more news. mouth isn't hurting anymore. easter weekend will be full of work and study - yay. krang/tam's birthday party this saturday night, not sure if i'm gonna drink, will see how i'm feeling.

oh and not sure if i'm going to Hawaii and NY anymore. long story - can't be bothered going into it. especially because i'm sitting in the front row of this corporations law lecture, and i am clearly not paying attention to a single word that barbara is saying...

i know i'm going to live to regret this unit!

enough is enough!

2006-04-06T19:43:00.000+08:00

i have a pretty high pain threshold - this is something i am being told quite a lot. but this fucking wisdom teeth saga really pushed me. i've discovered that you can pretty much do anything to the rest of my body - arms, legs, even skull.. but leave my fucking teef alone!!!!!!!

today is the first day since i had them removed that i haven't wanted to rip my jaw from my skull and throw it down the street. i can handle sharp pain - but this continual dull throbing in my head - AHHHHHH!

anyway - this week has consisted of TV, blender food, sleep and panadeine forte! mmmmm mmmmm delish! but hopefully i'm going to get better at an exponential rate.

judith lucy saturday night - man i can't wait! i think she is absolutely hilarious - and i have always wanted to see her live!!! here's hoping that it won't hurt to smile by saturday, like it has for the past few days!

i've taken a photo of my teeth - i got to take them home - so i might post them on here...

just for a bit of shock value! hehheh

puffarama

2006-04-01T15:51:00.000+08:00

well jess came over at about 12:30ish to watch a movie with me and just vege as i'm unfit for public viewings (she also sent me the prettiest flowers - what a doll face!!!!) anyway its now 3:50(ish) and in that short space of time my face has almost DOUBLED in size!!!!!

i promised cass i'd put a photo up on my blog - but i've completely changed my mind as i look fucking hideous. my romantic life is pitiful enough without add revolting photos of me looking like a mutant to my up-hill battle to find a man

so sorry - you wanna see me puffy - you're gonna have to come visit.

oh and hope that i actually answer the door (fat chance - pardon the punn!)

mummy i don't wanna

2006-03-30T14:53:00.000+08:00

wizzy teef come out tomorrow..

i've already started the whole nightmare thing that i get about 3 days before i have an operation..

i dream that they're putting me into the operating theatre - but there's nothing wrong with me. but all the nurses and doctors and my parents don't believe me! and i'm screaming to be left alone but they just start laughing and stabbing me with needles etc

not that i've got pent up issues regarding medical procedures or anything!

i'm looking forward to it being over so i can get on with my life! stupid teeth - whats the point in them growing if you've just gotta take the fuckers out????????

"why did i have the bowl bart... why did i have the bowl?"

its fun to be baaaaaaaaaaaad!

2006-03-26T14:07:00.000+08:00

i've decided amy's 25th Saints and Sinners birthday party needs no discussion... the pictures speak for themselves:

but i think the picture of the night goes to julian and his front door:

the promised rant

2006-03-20T08:19:00.000+08:00

well i said i had a rant for you my little bloggy - so here it is:

as i'm sure i've mentioned, i'm having my wisdom teeth out on the 31st of march this year (horay for me). now i went last week to see the anesthetist (standard procedure) who is a little concerned about maintaining my breathing during the operation - kind of a vital part of life that whole breathing thing i believe...

so anyway - back in 1995, i had a whole bunch of dental work that needed to be done (my teeth are as soft as my bones - YAY), so i had a GA at Kalea hospital in freo. so this current anesthetist rang me and said 'call up Kalea hospital and ask them to send your medical records so i can see what the other guy did back in 1995"...

OH ReALLY???? well! have i got news for him. fucking Kalea hospital has gone from a private to a public hospital in the 10 years that i was there last - and as a result of which, the medical records have been filed out in Cannington somewhere and they want... wait for it.. $300 UP FRONT to go and retrieve them!!!!!!!

$300!!!!!

because apparently thats what it costs to get some retard secretary to jump in her little piece of shit car, drive from McCourt Street Leederville, to Cannington, go to the file under 'H', stick them under the photocopier and press copy! OOOooooooooooo! i want that job!

so mum and i rang the privacy commissioner and they said we need to put it in writing to Kalea that we want the records, and that $300 is ridiculous to ask for, and then we have to give them a month to reply before we can start any sort of legal action. did i mention the operation is at the end of march!? fuckers!!!!!!!! i'm going to talk to my Procedure lecturer who was also the guy that handled my motor vehicle accident claim back in 2005, and suss out what he thinks i should do!

apart from go and punch these people in the face of course!

anticipation

2006-03-15T17:44:00.000+08:00

i'm about to head over to UWA for the first round of the negotiation mediation competition. i hope bec and i win! if we win the whole thing we get to go to ALSA in melbourne in july!

*fingers crossed*

i have a major rant stored up for you my sweet little blog - but it'll have to wait until i'm not nervous and pacing around the house in anticipation for this evening's event...

p.s. i'm very very tired

baby on board

2006-03-10T16:28:00.000+08:00

aint he just the cutest? Darshan Matheiu Hawkins... i can't wait till i can take him out and get him drunk! :)

dancing queen of swealtering heat

2006-03-06T22:38:00.000+08:00

things learned from two tribes:

• 39ºC is TOO hot to be dancing your ass off in the sun
• even tho all the little sluts in mini skirts and bikini tops are wearing more makeup than a team of drag queens - they look ridiculous when its melted into their shoes, so don't feel bad that you're just wearing lip gloss
• i may or may not have about 9 different STD's from the horrendousness of the porta-loos! i'm still traumatised by them
• Armin van buuren is still fucking hot
• my max count for the day of "its so great to see you out" comments was 10 people!
• the weirdo's of perth only come out for these events
• its possible i'm just getting too old for this whole scene

still - had a ball :)

what a world

2006-03-01T19:49:00.000+08:00

as of 10 minutes ago...

i became an aunt!

bizaaaaaaar!

so long fun waves

2006-02-27T10:38:00.000+08:00

nothing says a great final weekend of fun like me and two boys in cowboy hats!!!!!! :)

i have no idea where they came from, why they were wearing cowboy hats - or even what their names were - but i can tell you they were brothers, and they were both good kissers!!!!!!! hehheheh. although the younger one was a bit on the sweaty side! i'm guessing his pill had just kicked in, hehehhehe.

this weekend i intended to enjoy as much of my freedom as i possibly could - starting with lunch at coco's with mum and dad on friday arvo. why? coz i wanted to, and dad said he'd pay! hehhehe oh i love the parents.

then all day saturday i did fuck nothing! and it was awese. taught krang how to play texas hold 'em poker in the arvo - which i am currently addicted to on triplejack.com. and then it was time to slap on the glad rags and head into the belgian beer cafe to begin what ended up being a fucking hilarious night!

drinks after that at boxx - ooooooo i've left my bloody credit card there - i should go back and get that today! then cass, jess and I toddled into northbridge (yes we were drunk enough to think this was a good idea) and started on the free drinks at base. there really is something about those strawberry daiquiris that really fuck you up. they taste just like a strawberry smoothy from like Boost juice or somewhere - and then BANG!!!!! you're passing out on the floor - or hussie dancing with random men!

4am - passed out in bed. woke up at 9:30 and spent all sunday hiding from the sun and watching old movies (working girl, shirley valentine, 3 men and a baby and dead poets society).

and now i feel like i can really go back to uni and kiss my social life goodbye - because i really gave my last weekend a good boozing!

good times people... good times

pink on my pink bits

2006-02-19T19:32:00.000+08:00

i accidentally got sunburned - AGAIN! i don't know why, but i just can't manage to be in the sun and not get fucking burned!!!!! i spent this weekend at my beach house in mands and it was so nice. i tried to organise for my friends to come down too, but that all fell in a heap for one reason or another so it was just mum dad and i.

and it was so relaxing! i literally sat on my can just reading, drinking, being fed by mummy and generally being extremely lazy. and then sunday morning our neighbours invited us on their boat for a swim out in the ocean - and it was so loverly!

until, i got burnt! i have these white tits, and a tomato coloured rest of the body - and its not even my fault - i actually put on sunscreen! REPEATEDLY!!!!!!!!! i'd post a pic, but well, i don't even wanna look, so chances are nor does the rest of the world out there!

so now i'm counting down the final week of my freedom - until uni's sharp claws are enveloped around me yet again and i disappear into the law library and away from the beautiful sunshine...

oh i'll miss you world!

moola comin my way!

2006-02-13T17:44:00.000+08:00

i'm getting PAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yes i wish the first letter of that last word was an L not a P, what can ya do right?)

but seriously - i got a phone call from the accounts manager at PRL today and it turns out Rob (the guy i was clerking for over the last 3 weeks) wants to pay me!

and i wanna let him! :)

i have no idea how much, but quite frankly i don't care. i'm so badly in debt right now i'm considering selling my sperm on the internet..

oh wait - i don't make sperm... hmmm.

back to the drawingboard

dear angsty teens

2006-02-11T16:09:00.000+08:00

i'm not sure if you guys got the memo - but the goth look is o... v.. ER!

seriously, i'm now 25, and back when i was like 16-17, that look was quite big, and even though i didn't really get into it - i knew a lot of people who did.

HOWEVER... this is coming up to 9 years ago now... LET IT GO!

you are not rocking my world with your safety pins in your boots, and your obviously boiling hot long black coat in the middle of summer! in fact - you just look fucking ridiculous and like you need a good smack across the ass and maybe being grounded for a week.

please try and express your 'individuality' in an.. oh i dunno - individual way!!!!! instead of going "i'm going to go against the establishment by creating an establishment of my own!"

it didn't work back in the 90's and it aint workin now kids...

hug me - i'll be sick :(

2006-02-09T14:47:00.000+08:00

31st of march = wisdom teeth removal day!!!!

boo hoo to me!

i want lots of visitors to laugh at my puffy face - and delivery of ice cream and jelly and all foods soft and delicious!

thanx in advance

pingu

same old tricks

2006-02-06T09:34:00.000+08:00

parents are home. life back to normal again. boooo

working all this week. then doing intensive unit next week. then nothing. mite see if i can get another week after intensive unit - coz i don't go back to school till the 28th.

then i turn into a pumpkin and have NO social life till november! what a horrendous thought! :(

tee heee

2006-01-31T15:17:00.000+08:00

what are you retards doing?

2006-01-27T11:50:00.000+08:00

can someone please explain one thing to me?

why in the name of fucking god do people spend HOURS in kings park/south perth - battling traffic and pedestrians and drunks, to then turn around with only 10 -15 minutes of the fireworks left to go.... and LEAVE??????????????

seriously what is the fucking point? as julls and i stood watching the skyshow in kings park- literally dozens - no wait, i think in the hundreds of people just started to leave! i just don't get the point!!!! its like when i was in times square for NYE last year. we waited for 8 hours, in the FREEZING cold for the ball to drop. now can you imagine if like 3 minutes before midnight we went

"oh you know what - lets go now and we can beat the traffic"! what is the point people - WHAT IS THE POINT?

rant over. for now ...

broadcast

2006-01-23T21:10:00.000+08:00

i love my job!!!!!!

monday-itis

2006-01-22T21:42:00.000+08:00

so i start my next vacation clerkship tomorrow morning - 8:30am, bright and early! this is gonna be interesting.

mum and dad aren't here to wish me luck and send me on my way with a packed lunch and an apple for the teacher - sorry boss... hehhehe. so i have to be all grown up (well i am 25 now) and go to my first day as a grown up :-)

i'm quite nervous about starting this clerkship - i always worry that they're going to expect WAAAAAAAy more from me than i have to give and then i'm just going to be an inconvenience to them! hopefully i'll be able to pick up on things quickly. this guy is an IP/Technology lawyer - which is an area i'm most interested in, so fingers crossed!

in other news i went to the Brisbane for sunday sesh tonite - and it was really nice. i think this may need to be a regular in future. its just so nice there - and it was warm and sunny, and there were hot men - albeit most of them gay. but a girl can still window shop even tho she knows the clothes won't fit right?

okay its gettin late - and considering i've been getting to bed around 1:30am every morning, i should try and get some shut eye.

hope everyone is doing well - i'm sure i have more to report on, but i'm just too tired right now

sorry :)

pointless quiz that entertains me

2006-01-17T11:18:00.000+08:00

Greed:	High
Gluttony:	High
Wrath:	Medium
Sloth:	Medium
Envy:	High
Lust:	High
Pride:	High

Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

good lord

2006-01-12T16:49:00.000+08:00

25!!!!!!

fuck i'm old :(

a whole lota nuthin'

2006-01-08T15:44:00.000+08:00

well its been over a week since i've written anything on here, so i thought i should maybe do a brief update. not that i have a whole lot to report really.

last week i spent up in perth, just faffin about during the day - and doing various bits and pieces with friends at night. it took me most of the week to piece my brain back together after a rather large NYE. i ended up getting to bed at 8:00am jan 1st and only got a few hours sleep, so needless to say i wasn't really fit for human consumption for a few days after.

now i'm back in mandurah with the rentals for a week of being spoilt, lazy and waited on! hehehhe i'm kidding - sort of. jess and jubs came down last nite for a bit of r&r and we had a really nice nite of eating some seriously hot linguini con aglio olio pepperoncini and drinking quite a few bottles of champagne, wine and beer. well julls drank the beer - i just watched.

so now its just myself and the olds down here, and i'm looking forward to a week of just us. we've had houseguest central for ages and it will be nice to be lazy and do nothing.

having said that - if anyone wants to come down and visit this week - PLEASE feel free. especially if its on thursday, because...
it'll be MY BIRTHDAY! :)

25 - good god.

so long 2005

2005-12-31T10:48:00.000+08:00

well its the last day of 2005. excuse me, but where the hell did this year go? how can it possibly be NYE tonight? it feels like yesterday i was standing in times square in manhattan waiting for the ball to drop.

and now its a whole year later, and things are - well... lets just say i've learned quite a lot this year. mostly about myself, and what kind of person i'm slowly becoming. which has been an interesting ride i'll tell you that. the biggest lesson i think i've learned is that its ok to let something you love go - because if you're meant to have it, it'll come back to you. and usually in a more honest and real way...

ooooo could i get any more sappy? hahahah.

well i have no idea what 2006 has in store - except for my final year at university, and a trip to Hawaii in September for my cousin's wedding. other than that - who knows! i really don't have any expectations for this coming year.. i figure that way everything will be a bonus!

tonight should be a bit of fun - drinks and partying at my house to see in the new year. i really hate NYE, so avoiding any real hope that it'll be something that it NEVER turns out to be, means whatever happens - again will be a bonus! :)

so HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!! hope its a great year for everyone!!!!!

dial up - ew

2005-12-24T12:50:00.000+08:00

oh god i love you broadband. i've been in mands for less than 24 hours, and already i want my broadband back. i'm such a nerd. connecting with a modem and dialtone is soooooooo mid 90's!

but xmas day tomorrow, which should be great. mum and i are abandoning our diets for tomorrow and boxing day to enjoy WHATEVEr we want to eat! then its back to low/no carbs and sensible salads... booo.

but i'm actually starting to notice the difference when i look in the mirror - very rarely i might add - so its giving me the drive to keep going. i WILL be skinny yet!

anyway i won't updating before xmas tomorrow so...

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!

hope santa is nice to you all, and gives you lots of fun gifts! and remember to eat as much as you can :)

warning: the follow entry may contain nudity

2005-12-19T15:54:00.000+08:00

here's the pic of my latest flesh mutilation activities:

i'm hardcore man!!!!!!! hahahahha oh dear me.

i know people are gonna think i'm crazy for putting my tit on the internet - but essentially its just my nipple, not my whole breast, and the only reason i know its mine is coz i took the photo - otherwise it could belong to anyone...

memories...

2005-12-18T23:47:00.000+08:00

exactly 1 year ago today i was boarding a plane that would take me away to manhattan. i can't believe a year has passed, it feels like yesterday that i was 'stepping' out of the airport and bracing myself for the onslaught of freezing icey weather.

i still miss new york. it was such an incredible place - and i have such amazing memories of my time there, despite what people may think :)

in honour of this date - i went and did something i had planned to do in new york, but my partner in crime chickened out at the last minute...

i got my nipple pierced! its soooo cool, i LOVE it. i didn't even flinch, but mike squealed like a little girl - it was awesome! hahahha. will take some snapshots and post them later. in the meantime i've just finished my first family law assignment and i'm about to collapse into bed, just in time to get up and go to work tomorrow - yay!

xmas soon - and we all know what that means! FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

nothin' of interest

2005-12-15T18:39:00.000+08:00

day off today. was gold. didn't have to do hours of xmas shopping - coz i've done it all.

jessicle is off to rotto tomorrow nite - i'm jealous! and won't have anyone to harrass at work tomorrow!!!! Don't GO JESSICLE! stay here and entertain meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

xmas soon, actually really looking forward to it. have found some AWESE prezzies for the fam. i actually really love doing xmas shopping - i get such a buzz out of thinking of cool things to get people. most of my friends think i'm crazy and hate xmas and all the dramas of gift purchasing. not me, i love it :)

i don't really have much to report today - not that anyone actually comments on my blog anymore, i know you all don't love me anymore :(

ooooo and NYE is going to be at chez moi this year. mike and i are hosting what i hope to be a really casual but entertaining dooo. i'm thinking BBQ, booze, dancing to trashy pop, booze, going to bed on the 4th of jan, booze :)

should be a blast - you should come...

team pingu - FUCK YEAH!

2005-12-12T17:20:00.000+08:00

i did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats right - i FINALLy cracked that fucking distinction barrier in law schooL! :) results came out this morning, and of course - i got fuck all sleep coz i was so nervous. past experiences have indicated that even when i think i've done ok - the survey says

BABUMMMMMMMMMMMMM

however - i have managed to lift my marks CONSIDeRABLY!

Personal property - Distinction (in fact i got 78% so i'm calling it an HD... i mean really 2%!)
Trusts - Credit
Admin - Credit (i'm calling this a D coz i was 1% off)
Evidence - Credit (again, 1% off a D so fuck it - i'm calling it a D)
Conlaw - Pass (not sure what happened here, but fuck it - i care not!)

i was nearly crying this morning i was so happY! its so nice to see that for once my "oh no i can't come out tonight i have to stay home and study" actually fucking paid off for once!

so now - i just get to sit back and smile! and man - am i smiling :)

grumpy as a grumpy does

2005-12-10T17:15:00.000+08:00

i'm pissed. i'm meant to be going to about 3 different things tonight - but NO! i had to get fucking infected pharyngitis off my boss and have wanted to slice open my throat since tuesday!

these antibiotics aren't doing a fucking thing, my sinus are packed with green goo and if i have one more coughing fit there's a possibility i could seriously break a rib!

all this and my exam results are due out in the next 48 hours or so...

I"M NOT HAPPY PEOPLE! can't someone stay home tonight and come on msn to entertain me???? even the idea of a whole tub of gelare and hilarious internet porn doesn't excite me!

when will i be happy?

i heart my new toy

2005-12-07T19:14:00.000+08:00

my new video ipod arrived yesterday - OH MY GOD I'M IN LOVE!

yes i am aware that its very sad to love a piece of metal or plastic, however in case you all haven't noticed Pingu's Life of Love is rather pathetic at the moment.

so until i get something a little more flesh based to shower love and affection on - my ipod video will have to be it! and you never know... maybe i could buy one of those vibrators that you attach (remotely) to your ipod that 'stimulates' in time to whatever song is playing... and then i can get some 'love' back!

don't believe such a thing exists? check out:
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?id=5294 for the girl who has everything?

i've put a new Mini Poll - just to spice up the blog...

i dare you to answer it!!!!!!!!!

isn't she loooooooooovely

2005-12-04T11:32:00.000+08:00

and today she is a birthday girl!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSICLE MY MESSICLE

looking very forward to today's festivities - once i get the marching band to stop running thru my head!!!!!!!!!

*kisses* *hugs*

who's the boss?

2005-12-02T15:16:00.000+08:00

things that indicate you're in the right job environment:

1. your boss arrives in the office at 10:15am and his first words to you are "i am so bloody hungover"
2. your boss then tells you he has a charity golf day to attend, and you're welcome to go home after lunch
3. your other boss as a thank you gift for doing some very simple name tags for a work function that night, gives you a bottle of wine
4. you will be working all the next week with the boss's son who is 23, from the UK and quite spunky (although i'm predicting gay)
5. you can take long lunches and still be back before your boss - so it looks like you have been slaving away for hours

i'm sure there's more - but these'll do for now :)

get a room!

2005-12-01T16:24:00.000+08:00

there is currently two grey pigeons fucking like there's no tomorrow on the window ledge of my office!!!!!!!!!! i'm on the 3rd floor - wouldn't it be amusing if they fell off mid shag! hahahha...

even the wildlife are getting more ass than me lately! :(

i should probably get some work done - but this is rather hilarious!

sneak post

2005-12-01T16:02:00.000+08:00

one of the solicitors has gone for the day so i'm using her computer to do some research, which means i'm FINALLY on the net for the first time all week (within office hours anyway)

so i thought i'd sneak in a quick post to say how much fun divorce law is - its like living on the set of days of our lives, or B & the B. not sure if i could do it for a living, but who knows - i'm enjoying it so far.

i've been in court today and yesterday, first time at a hearing and second time at a conciliation conference and it is sooooo much fun. both times my firm has gotten the result they've wanted/expected and i'm really learning how the actual process works as opposed to just theoretical crap like at law school.

so a few more weeks of this and i'll be a full bottle on how to get divorced! hehehhe spose i should try getting married first?

wait - don't you need at least a boyfriend... no wait.. A DATE first?

do you come with the car?

2005-11-27T22:21:00.000+08:00

and so tonight ends my 2 (or was it 3) week vacation before my first attempt at work experience with a small law firm tomorrow morning. i've had a rather uneventful day - did have a few different plans which all fell thru for one reason or another, so i spent most of the day wandering around the house irritating my parents with "i'm bored" and "entertain me". went down a treat after the 3rd hour i can assure you.

i have no idea if i'll be any good tomorrow - or for the next few weeks for that matter, but hopefully i can just smile and toss my hair a lot, like all the other incompetent ditz's i know at law school and they'll be so charmed by me, that my lack of knowledge and expertise will go unnoticed.

it will also be odd going back to the 9-5 world that i haven't been in since jan 2004. i remember how much i hated it, but then i also hated the job i was doing and the people (sorry total morons) that i was surrounded by - so hopefully i won't find this as suicidal. plus my office is right next door to one of my best-friend-in-the-whole-world jess's, we plan to have a lot of sushi (i'm talking about the food so don't be dirty) and coffee together which will be fun.

ooooo and one final little fly in the ointment (ew i hate that word), exam results are being released December 12th! i can feel the chunks beginning to rise already! i swear if i fail any of these units this semester - i'm going to have a fucking heart attack followed by a total meltdown!

and that is a promise people

up yours punks!

2005-11-22T16:15:00.000+08:00

i hate belmont racecourse. they're having a gig this saturday - subculture. and i really wanna go with my mate jo. but OH NO!

"hi, i'm calling to find out about wheelchair access to the belmont racecourse"
"oh... i'm sorry, we don't have wheelchair access, its all escalators"
"oh.. so, no lifts at all"
"no. i'm sorry"
"right, thanks bye"

things i'd like to have said:
"so you mean to tell me that because you people are total wankers, i now can't go to this event? right just making sure. well thanks for nothing you fucking assholes"

i hope the venue burns down - no .. i really do

facelift

2005-11-20T14:31:00.000+08:00

do we like the new-look pingusuperstar.blogspot.com? i think its pretty nice - i'm over the pink..

what do we reckon?

F*#K we're hot

2005-11-20T13:59:00.000+08:00

he spells yale with a 6

2005-11-18T09:26:00.000+08:00

sexy beast!!!!! thats right - its another birthday! this time - hugs and kisses and offensive crotch-gyrating goes out to jose bont!!!

i am expecting some vomitous party action tonite boy! and maybe even some arms stretched out saying..

back off mother-fucker!!!!! :)

boys toys

2005-11-17T09:19:00.000+08:00

having grown up for 20 something years as my brother's sister, i have a tendency to love boys gadgets just as much as girls and this new purchase of mine is no exception. PRESENTING:

the altec iM7 - a fantastic little (well not quite so little) portable 'boombox' circa 1985 that loves and protects my precious ipod and is SUCH good quality sound that i am now in love

marriage is on the cards - i can feel it will propose any day now :)

i just don't know what to do with myself...

2005-11-15T18:41:00.000+08:00

no i'm serious - this is SW™. i wake up in the mornings - still around 8ish, and well... i get up and wander around the house, thinking "so now what?" no readings, no notes to collaborate, no classes to go to, no assignments to stress about.

its FUCKING FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!! and mr weather-man has given my freedom a kiss of approval by making today's temporature a stunning 33º. i even got a little bit of sunbaking time in yesterday - before i started to shrivel and fear of turning into a tomato set in.

so weekend just gone - oh so much fun, so very drunk. friday night finished evidence exam (note i will not be discussing my exams until results come out coz i don't wanna jinx them) at about 4:10. got home, got dressed, waxed legs which were starting to look more like tracksuits than legs they were so bad. then people (jess, kings, mike, julls) arrived at mine where we got a taxi to the queens and the drinking began. caught up with a great group of peeps - had a few too many drinks (just a few) and stumbled home around 1. some people came back to mine - mum and dad being away of course - and the night ended with mike and i drinking pretty much a whole bottle of red by ourselves and talking dribble (as is quite a regular occurence with us)

saturday - 5 hours sleep (still used to waking up around 8ish), drove to city to get seriously ugly regrowth fixed. nearly vomitted on hair colourist because was feeling SOOOO seedy - drove home and went back to bed for about 3 hours. then went and picked up mike around 7 (get a car boy!!!! heheheh) and went to dinner at Chantarelle's in the Hyatt. this was an experience - i thought the food was great, but decore/surroundings were circa 1994. *thumbs down* However was still really nice. then went to base, the club mike and i used to hang out at WAAAAAAAY too often before he went away and drank - well TOO much really :)

got home at 5, talked to 6. slept till about 10, tv till 1, then rest of the day trying to put brain back together!

my liver hates me, my brain is mushy and MY GOD I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the list

2005-11-13T14:45:00.000+08:00

top 10 indicators that you're getting too old for it all:

1. you go out friday night, have a few hours sleep and unlike when you were 19/20/21 years old, it takes you about 4 days to recover and you HAVE to have a nanna nap or you will be going NOWHERE the next night

2. everyone in the club/pub around you looks like they're 12 and should be tucked up in bed with fatcat

3. you're ordering scotch and soda instead of big pink fluffy cocktails with umbrellas in them

4. instead of getting up to have a boogie you'd much prefer to sit on the couches and point and laff at all the fat ugly chicks wiggling their hips thinking they're beyonce

5. you start a sentence with - "when i was young"

6. all the men around you look hideous and slimy and gross and you wouldn't touch them with a 10 foot pole (although maybe thats not old age, just perth)

7. by your next birthday you will have been clubbing for 9 years

8. the idea of going home to bed with your dooner and ugg boots is so overwhelming that its all you can think about

9. you just can't help but stare and cringe at the man who claps when he's dancing - or pointing... thats the worst!

10. whilst waiting on the street corner for a taxi you are horrified by the major fashion DON'Ts that are walking up and down the street in front of you

i'm sure there's more - but i'm too hungover to think right now.

so close

2005-11-10T20:21:00.000+08:00

in approximately 19 hours and 38 minutes i will be free.

not that i'm counting :)

its the final countdown

2005-11-07T07:12:00.000+08:00

do do dodoooooo doo... dododo dodo do doooooooooo

well, only approximately 6hours and 45minutes till i get to read my first exam paper and start uncontrollably vomitting all over it! horah. i had a bit of a mental breakdown (again) last night. got to that point where everytime i read thru my notes, i felt like i was just forgetting all the stuff that was in my head before i started reading...

so instead of reading i just called most of my uni mates to have a bitch about how fucking conceptually hard trusts is! must say it was fun at the time - but didn't actually make me feel any better! :)

but i think once i get the first one done - i'll be ok. *fingers crossed*

must say a big thank you to all my friends out there who have been so supportive of me these past few days - and a special *kiss* and *hug* to, julls and krang for listening to my hours of stressful grizzling, and to jessicle - for bringing me "cheer me up flowers" and contacting me regularly to make sure i hadn't gone loco.. well more than normal anyway

okay well - these answer sheets aren't going to write themselves - so i'm off. wish me luck, and i promise to be normal again as of this friday :)

warning: foul mouthed rant in progress

2005-11-04T19:41:00.000+08:00

i'd just like to say a few words...

FUCK YOU to constitutional law for being so pointless and confusing.

FUCK YOU to admin law for being one of the most boring units i've done in my life.

FUCK YOU to trusts for not making any fucking sense from week 1 to week 13

FUCK YOU to evidence law for being the WORST taught unit in the world. i'm sorry guest lecturer judith whateverthefuck your name is - but ever heard of the fucking unit outline!? how about you read a copy you self promotional wench! stories of you representing a post-op transexual hooker in kalgoorlie is NOT examinable, so shut the fuck up and teach you ugly bitch

FUCK YOU to the piece-of-shit people on the narrows bridge this morning who refused to drive over 60km/hr in a 80 zone - YOU are the reason people have accidents

FUCK YOU to all the people who are currently out drinking/socialising/partying because you are not stupid enough to still be studying at 24 years of age

FUCK YOU to the people who's blogs/journals i read that haven't updated in ages because you're too busy having a LIFE to bother updating your blogs

FUCK YOU to those bitches in law school that do FUCK ALL all semester and STILL get better grades than me

FUCK YOU to all the slack 'arts students' cunts that i pass lolling about on the oak lawn daily reading/eating/SLEEPING while i'm running from the library to the cafe to gulp down my lunch before skulking back to the library

FUCK YOU to all the people out there who do 9-5 mon-fri and get to switch off their heads once that clock hits 5pm!

and most of all FUCK YOU to 2nd year of the grad program being so BLOODY boring and full on... i hate thee

birthday wishes

2005-11-03T16:37:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMOLINA!
i wish i could come booze it up with you - but alas exams have their talons firmly embedded in my soft youthful skin

but 11th of november = return to real life. hope its a good one little laydeee :)

mummy i want it!

2005-10-31T21:09:00.000+08:00

look what my friend sue bought:

i'm soooooo jealous. dad wanted me to have a mini - but we couldn't quite figure out how to get my monster chair into the boot. so now i'll just live vicariously thru her :)

i wonder if i prewarn her that i'm going to 'borrow' it, can still be done for stealing??????

quizzle my nizzle - what does that mean exactly?

2005-10-29T14:46:00.000+08:00

i stole this from nadia - coz i'm bored and wanted to do something that didn't involve study...

[A is for age:] 24

[B is for booze of choice:] um.. anything but beer

[C is for career:] student - STILL

[D is for your dad's name:] Craig

[E is for essential items to bring to a party:] alcohol and an expensive purse

[F is for favourite song at the moment:] thats too hard - probably anything tori. oh and she makes me wanna die - tricky

[G is for favourite game:] pikmin 2 or Tetris Attack. but i suck at it

[H is for hometown:] Perth

[I is for instruments you played:] piano

[J is for jam or jelly you like:] strawb - or blackcurrent

[K is for kids?] not yet thank god!

[L is for living arrangements:] ma and pa and 2 cats

[M is for mom's name:] Dianne

[N is for name of your crush :] next question?

[O is for overnight hospital stays:] TOO MANY to count

[P is for phobias:] SPIDERS! and most bugs in general.

[Q is for quotes you like:] i do not regret the things that i have done, but those i did not do...

[R is for relationship that lasted the longest] what is a relationship? that word isn't in my vocabulary

[S is for sexual preference:] boyssssss. they're hot

[T is for time you wake up:] lately 6am - exam fear at its peak

[U is for underwear:] g's or bonds hipsters - with the THIN sides!

[V is for vegetable you love:] pumpkin (yeah nads!)

[W is for worst habit:] believing the bullshit that men tell me

[X is for x-rays you've had:] aahahah - again too many to count. i think i could wallpaper my room with them

[Y is for yummy food you make:] no-one makes a better gwakamolie than i do!

[Z is for zodiac sign:] capricorn - we rock.

alternate universe

2005-10-28T08:53:00.000+08:00

bizaro experience last night! mum rang about 2ish to tell me that dad had to be admitted into hospital - emergency style. it appears he has dyver-tric-u-something... in normal language an infection in the bowl (ewwww). apparently not a big deal at the moment, but if they don't treat it immediately (with antibiotics first, then if that fails surgery) this thing could burst and its apparently worse than when your appendix bursts.

so naturally once i'd finished classes and working on this stupid assignment - i went into the mount hospital to see him. and man was that really weird!!!!! most of my memories of the mount hospital (a lot of them quite recent) are usually of me flat on my back staring at the ceiling. so to waltz in there last night in full health (well so to speak) and with no medical shit attached to me was soooooo strange!

plus seeing pops in his pj's all tucked up in a hospital bed was even weirder. he looked so small and helpless! ahahaha. i know i sound really mean etc, but he's actually fine. no pain (except when he pokes his abdomen which i keep telling him not to do) - he's mainly just bored! and whats even funnier is he has to stay there ALL weekend.

anyone that's met my father will know - that he has trouble staying in bed at night more than 6 hours to sleep, let alone lounging around for a whole weekend! i jokingly offered to bring him a broom so he could sweep his little balcony in the mornings.

but all jokes aside its very rare that i'm the 'visitor' in hospitals, so this was a real mind fuck... good thing pops isn't too deathly, so i can still call him fat and stinky and get a laugh out of him :)

silver lining - just very faint

2005-10-25T18:41:00.000+08:00

had another one of those 'great moment's' whilst driving home tonight. left uni about 6ish and driving along mounts bay road heading back to south perth, rosie is doing her super request show as usual...

what comes on? none other than Lover, you should have come over, jeff buckley. its an awesome track - reminds me of.. well lots of things really.

so that was quite a nice way to end my horrendous day of uni hell.

thanks rosie - i owe you one.

new game

2005-10-21T13:47:00.000+08:00

okay.. so i've abandoned the ipod cover idea. however i DO want some new sunnies...
so here's the options

so which do you like best? technically i love them all - but clearly i can't buy 5 pairs of chanel sunnies - well... i can, but i shouldn't! so what do we think?

note: they all come in a range of colours so i'm more paying attention to the style/shape rather than the colours

ha ha ha hahahha ha. ha.

2005-10-19T12:17:00.000+08:00

so i called chanel this morning... re:ipod cover....

are you ready for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????

$1397

FOR an IPOD holder!!!!!!!!!

ahahahhahahah that is the funniest thing i've heard in ages! the best was my attempt to sound calm and cool when she told me!

oh well - i'll just have to settle with my ipod sock that i bought in soho nyc. its way better anyway coz it came from manhattan! hehheheh

higher or lower?

2005-10-16T13:35:00.000+08:00

Krang and i are playing higher or lower on the cost of the ipod cover:

he says $300.
i'm saying $180.

anyone else want to take a punt? i'm finding out next week - you never know .. there may be a prize in it "the price is right" style if you get close enough to it!!!!

thanks tam!

2005-10-16T09:01:00.000+08:00

pretentiousness at its best!

2005-10-15T09:55:00.000+08:00

why didn't anyone tell me that chanel make ipod covers????????????????????????????????????

damn the internet and its chanel.com website! and yes i've already put a call into the chanel boutique in melbourne to find out how much they are! i'm sorry - but i seriously have to have one of these! its the ULTIMATE in decadence ehhehehhehe

i wish i could post a pic of it - but the website is all in flash, and i dunno how to rip an image off it. but trust me - its fab! plus i've decided i want new chanel sunnies. i've had my lovely (and forever kept) ones from florence for nearly 3 years now - time to upgrade.

all i can say is - if my mother EVER quits her job - i'm disowning her :)

and i mean that in the nicest possible way - of course!

hell is approaching

2005-10-13T20:14:00.000+08:00

exam timetable has been released...

and my only response is - YUCK

monday 7th november = trusts
tuesday 8th november = admin
thursday 10th november = conlaw
friday 11th november = evidence

4 exams in 5 days! aren't i just so very lucky!!!!!! thank god my 5th unit is assignment only - otherwise i think i'd die. hell i'm gonna be a dribbling mess by the end of it anyway, but still...

so if anyone that reads this (and lives in the perth metro area) keep your diaries free for friday the 11th of november - coz everything's COMIN UP PINGU!!!!!!!

will give more details later as to what will be happening and where you can find me passed out in the corner of a club. till then - its back to study and wishing i was anywhere else but at my desk

my solem vow

2005-10-10T13:37:00.000+08:00

I have 3 weeks of class left, then 1 week of swat vac, then exams

so that has resulted in my new vow to myself.

i prudence elizabeth mace hawkins do hereby declare that from this point on, until the 18th of november (or whatever date my last exam is) i shall not drink alcohol.

Definitions:
'alcohol' means - any form of boozy substance including wine, spirits, beer, champagne, cocktails
'drink' means - i can have one glass of wine with dinner and at any social functions i may have 1 glass of something, but i must be the designated driver at all events.

if this contract is broken for any reason then I must be punished by a miss jessica clare fowler by any means she deems appropriate.

after the examination period is over i am under a strict obligation to get as drunk as humanly possible and all who are my friends will be required to participate in this drinking extravaganza.

that is all.

maybe a little powdered sugar

2005-10-09T17:13:00.000+08:00

i think there might be something wrong with me...

i've been trying to do my uni work all day, and not only have i been failing miserably (i've gotten thru like 2 weeks worth of evidence notes in about 7 hours) but i have this overwhelming urge to burst into tears all daY!

it might be hormonal, or i might just be going insane, i haven't figured out which. its like i can't turn off all the little negative voices in my head today:
"you're going to fail all of your exams"
"join a convent now because this is as good as your love life is gonna get"
"even though you hardly eat your ass is growing like a weed"

and so on and so forth. and i'm not even coming down to justify these serious mood issues.

maybe its just coz its so quiet in my house - with mum in brisvegas and dad playing a round of golf - i can hear myself think (literally). well back to uni tomorrow morning, so hopefully having a library full of people will make me feel a little better

welcome to borington

2005-10-06T07:44:00.000+08:00

i have nothing to report. and why do i have nothing to report? because my life has gone back to the crapville that is uni! i get up at 7am, am at school by 9ish (depending on the traffic), i'm there untill around 5ish (although till 7 last night coz of my personal property class) then i eat dinner, do more work and go to bed.

what a gripping life i lead! i just have to keep thinking "mid november it'll be over... mid november it'll be over"! and boy am i going to drink myself into a coma once exams are done.

we've already started discussing what we're going to do on the last day of exams - i have a feeling it'll be a house party somewhere then off to lawley or subi for some PG fun. hey - does anyone remember when PG was PGR in Australia? i found a REALLY old vhs tape the other day that i'd recorded a movie on and it actually had PGR in the bottom! how old school...

okay well now i'm just talking shit - so i should get my ass into gear for some rocking party time in the law library. however its mike/kings welcome home party this friday - which i am giving myself permission to have a few drinkies at, so maybe i'll have something of a little more interest to discuss after that.

fingers crossed!

party's over

2005-10-03T10:47:00.000+08:00

what a crazy weekend. i think i may STILL be drunk - and its 10:51am on monday morning! i can't believe i have to go to school in a few hours... maybe i could just hide under the covers and pretend i'm on holidays again? the only reason i'm actually going in, is coz there's no food in the house, and at least i can go over to the cafe and fill up on coffee and muffins!

so saturday night was cam's birthday party. and even though i felt like spewing ALL day (i have no idea why - and NO i'm not pregnant :P) i managed to drink an entire bottle of champers by myself and not end up a vomitous mess. i think i would have been feeling a bit more healthy on sunday if i'd had more than 4.5 hours sleep..

i then managed to destroy my liver even further last night when michael came over for a family dinner - as mum and dad hadn't seen him yet. i was like - no i'll just have a few glasses of wine, and crash out around 11ish. flash forward 3am, a few caprioskas, two bottles of red - GRAPPA (haven't had that in a while) and a lot of drunken but great conversation.

so now - its mid morning, i am still in my pj's and want to trade in my internal organs (my liver especially) for an upgrade

anyone wanna trade?? :-)

do you use one of these?

2005-09-28T11:07:00.000+08:00

just when i forget that people are insane - i get accosted by a nutter last night.

we all went to the queens last night for a drink, and just as we're all getting up to leave this STINKY drunken bum comes up and slurrs into my ear:

"nice to see the little people out"... and i'm like . i then tried to avoid him by turning to my friends and giving them the "what the fuck" look that i've become so used to giving. i THOUGHT he'd gone - but nO! he comes back and starts to hand me his beer! i wasn't sure if he wanted me to take it or was trying to 'cheers' me... which proved to be a little difficult as i didn't have a drink in my hand..

he mutter something under his booze-filled breath and wandered off! i am considering making some sort of sign/t-shirt saying "if you're a stinky drunken loser - leave me the fuck alone!"

go down well? hmmmm perhaps not...

retribution at its best

2005-09-26T18:13:00.000+08:00

so i'm sure most people remember my little jaunt to new york in december/jan where i decided to frighten the shit out of my best friend (who at that time had been travelling round europe etc for 1.5 years) by jumping out of the GAP doorway on 34th and Broadway at him...

well - michael decided that two can play at this game, and appeared on my doorstep in mandurah on friday night! what a shock - i nearly threw up on the spot! granted i knew he WAS coming home at some point in the next few weeks - but i didn't know when or how he was intending to surprise me. it was fantastic, and the best part was i got a full 3 days of lounging about in mandurah near the spa to catch up with him and of course - drink! this of course means there's photos - which i just know you'd all love to peruse so go HERE! for a little squizzzz

so i got NO work done this weekend, and have done some serious liver damage, but it was worth every minute...

A blog is born

2005-09-23T08:21:00.000+08:00

thats right ladies and gentlemen...

exactly a year ago today i miss pingu got off my can (figuratively speaking) and decided to start up this little webjournal that i've grown to love and cherish. what started as an acceptance of a challenge (krang and julls both said i'd get bored with in a week and it would all be over) has grown into quite a little obsession of mine.

so 1 year old... wow. i can't believe i've managed to irritate people with my ranting and raving about - well nothing much really - for an entire year! how should i mark this momentous occasion?

well i thought that maybe pingusuperstar.blogspot.com needs a bit of a facelift. i mean we're all going to be subject to the surgeon's knife at some time - so i may as well start with my blog...

so here's what. for those who still are reading this train wreck of a blog - and have some requests to liven up my little corner of the internet - PLEASE let me know. either email me or post a comment.

josie (aka jodie) has already given me some suggestions:
a. more midget porn bloopers (yes jo - they're on their way)
b. more internet challenges (i think she just likes these coz she wins them all the time)
c. a guess who gossip column (i like this one!)
d. more nudity (as long as its not mine i can oblige)
e. more drunk photos (that i can DEFINITELY do!)

so get thinking kids - and lets see if we can improve this little journal for your reading pleasure

GOOD LORD!

2005-09-19T21:28:00.000+08:00

well i finally did it! i got off my ass and tuned in channel 31 - just in time for "no limits" this bloody show that everyone (wrongly) thinks i'm on!!!!!!!

and - i have to admit, i'm slightly traumatised!!!!!!! she has a bung eye!!! and wrinkles!!!!!!!!! see below:

do you HONESTLY think we look the same????????? i mean really! i must admit i got really upset after seeing this photo...

nothing to do with her - but that clearly people think thats how i looK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i've decided to email her. see whats she's got to say for herself! in the meantime i'm off to slit my wrists!!!!

boohoo... :-(

2005-09-17T14:07:00.000+08:00

so i woke up with the WORST headcold yesterday morning. yes my first day of the 2 week break - and i'm fucking sick!!!!!

so this weekend will be spent with dvd's and my dooner to try and rid myself of this huge headache. i'm not really coughing or have a runny nose - i just want my head to stop thumping and my ears to stop itching. have you ever imagined opening up your ears and giving the inner ear a massive scratch?

is that a bit weird? hmmm

and the only thing that is worse than waking up feeling so shit - is having to deal with it on your own because your parents had to go away for their 34th wedding anniversary!!!!! stupid happy couples!

DAMN you GERMS!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!

snaps for moi

2005-09-13T13:26:00.000+08:00

i did it!!!!!!!!!!!

i finally got a decent fucking mark in this bloody law degree!! about 2 weeks ago i was writing a case analysis on whether there can be property in a corpse (i think i mentioned it in an early post) and loved it - until i realised that it was 1500 words and it had to be between 800-1000! eeeeeeek

anyway i cut it down, realised how disjointed and crap it was and then handed it in - much to my dismay.

so - i went and picked it up today - and i got 90%!!!!!!!!! i'm like

followed by:

its only worth 30% of my final grade for that unit - but its just so nice to actually get a decent mark - shows me that maybe i'm not a total moron after all!

horah! and now back to my readings... boooooo

pure gold

2005-09-11T20:01:00.000+08:00

do i need to say more? i think not!

devil's spawn

2005-09-11T14:18:00.000+08:00

YOU ARE EVIL:

especially when they add canned peaches and cream!

i must never step foot in gelare again - unless i want to appear on jerry springer where they have to cut me out of my house coz i can't get through the door!!!!!!

drivin in my car...

2005-09-08T23:50:00.000+08:00

driving home from the law school quiz night tonight (yes we nearly got the wooden spoon prize coz we sucked so badly) was quite the experience - i had King of Snake (underworld) cranked so loudly that i thought my windows were going to smash - and i was cruising at a cool 60km/hr (70 if i'm being truly honest) looking up to my pretty little city..

main thought in my head = what am i doing with my life.

i got as far as - "gee i like this song... its sofa king awesome (thank you noelle)" and then "man i really don't want to go to the gym tomorrow"

maybe i can ponder my life's purpose tomorrow whilst doing my readings...

i took a shot of myself with my webcam tonight... not really sure why - just thought i'd remind myself of reality a little, as opposed to the image i have of myself in my head. i find it odd this pic - i don't think it looks like me...

or maybe i just need to stop avoiding the mirror a little more!

finally - something of interest

2005-09-05T16:29:00.000+08:00

i got a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HORAH

well - kind of...

mum and dad were at dinner on saturday night with a friend of theirs who is a divorce lawyer in west perth, and (under my strict instructions) hit him up for some work experience

and it worked! i'm going to his office first thing when the mid-semester break starts to see if i can actually fit into his offices - he reckons the hallways are pretty narrow, but i should be fine... and then once uni finishes - i'm there!

oooooo i'm going to need a suit now! hahahha.

i don't particularly want to be a divorce lawyer as such - in fact i can think of nothing worse, however right now i'm just desperate to (a) actually get into the legal environment and see what its all about - in case i hate it, and (b) get some sort of experience under my belt for the old resume

horah for moi!

puns are fun

2005-09-03T17:03:00.000+08:00

i just ate THE biggest strawberry i've ever seen in my life! seriously it took me about 6 bites to actually eat the whole thing - and i do NOT have a small mouth (as i'm sure most of my friends are aware!)

do you people see what my life has been reduced to? no stories of sex drugs and rock'n'roll

just fruit.

oooo that reminds me, i saw a new range of lip glosses at the body shop yesterday called - "born lippy"! i found this very amusing, and then proceded to wonder if they had to get underworld's permission to use it? that could be a good law suit on UW's behalf, as it could easily be a mark that is 'substantially identical or deceptively similar' to their song!

god i'm a nerd! :(

GRRRRRRR

2005-09-02T13:19:00.000+08:00

dear contact lenses,
please stop drying my eyeballs out so much that i have to carry around eyedrops everywhere i go and look like some kind of mental patient having to put them in every 2 seconds.

love

pingu

did i mention that my lenses are blue!? :-)

spring time - and the livin is easy

2005-09-01T08:37:00.000+08:00

first day of spring!!!!!! horaaaaaaaah...

spring is by far my most favourite season of the year - starting to warm up gradually, but not giving you the hell that is a Perth summer...

i especially like september, it think its a great month. september 2003 i was packing my bags for a 3 week stint in italy, and september 2004 i had wrapped up my court case, and was booking flights to NYC for december! can't see that i'm going to be having that kind of excitement this year, but still... something cool could still happen!

last night i finished my personal property case analysis (can there be property in a corpse?) very interesting stuff. now its onto my conlaw assignment due monday and then my trusts presentation - due tuesday. i don't HAVE to do the conlaw one - but if i do, it means all my assessments are done for the year, and then i can just focus on exam prep.

here's hoping that the new season will bring me some better moods than i've been in lately (yes i acknowledge my high level of grumpiness), and to mark this joyous occassion - i'm going to pick up my contacts today!

i will no longer be blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay....

deaf and stupid - well yes they will still remain, but at least i'll be able to see! :P

cosmo's and chanel - is there anything else?

take a bow

meet and greet

is this the end?

soccer-poos!

urgh

i heart vacation

said i'm free

and i go at sleepy time

date

prep time

the party that almost was

alternate universe

wake up sms

psych 101

results

finally finals

kill me

some time to kill

i'm a survivor

so long cruel world

rich in nerdy goodness

bark-arama

flutter by

you shot my pinky toe

the list v2.0

little TELSTRA shop of horrors

consequences of breaching a duty

enough is enough!

puffarama

mummy i don't wanna

its fun to be baaaaaaaaaaaad!

the promised rant

anticipation

baby on board

dancing queen of swealtering heat

what a world

so long fun *waves*

pink on my pink bits

moola comin my way!

dear angsty teens

hug me - i'll be sick :(

same old tricks

tee heee

what are you retards doing?

broadcast

monday-itis

pointless quiz that entertains me

good lord

a whole lota nuthin'

so long 2005

dial up - ew

warning: the follow entry may contain nudity

memories...

nothin' of interest

team pingu - FUCK YEAH!

grumpy as a grumpy does

i heart my new toy

isn't she loooooooooovely

who's the boss?

get a room!

sneak post

do you come with the car?

up yours punks!

facelift

F*#K we're hot

he spells yale with a 6

boys toys

i just don't know what to do with myself...

the list

so close

its the final countdown

warning: foul mouthed rant in progress

birthday wishes

mummy i want it!

quizzle my nizzle - what does that mean exactly?

alternate universe

silver lining - just very faint

new game

ha ha ha hahahha ha. ha.

so long fun waves